If GoT Characters Were McDonald’s Menu Items

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Winters are finally here! Or maybe just for every GoT fan, (which constitutes a lot of the world population). What otherwise would have been an alarm-snooze exercise for y’all is now taken over by the anticipation of what might happen in the next episode, at an ungodly hour in the morning.

So while you are lost within the revelations that each episode brings, and are fawning over your most loved character, we have an interesting take on the kinds of McDonald’s delights that your favorite one would like or what resonates best with the most important characters in GoT?

Cersei Lannister

A queen indeed!
While most of us would think of her ventures to be mean and shrewd, we can’t ignore the fact that she just went all out of her way to protect her loved ones. She was a good mother, although we can blame her over-pampering nature a wee bit for the little devil Joffrey Baratheon turned out to be, but that’s how mothers are, right? Ever protective and loving? To match her tinge of taste, we can only recall McCafé Caramel Coffee Frappe, the delicious, lip-smacking drink which is full of goodness and love for all the coffee lovers.

And oh we forgot, it is cold too (pun intended) 😉

Daenerys Targaryen

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons… it almost takes an eternity to count her accomplishments! And why not, after all, she has earned it. She’s ambitious, resilient, strong and independent… the kind of person who can rule the seven kingdoms with grace and bind them together, just like our Maharaja Mac.
Both Chicken Maharaja Mac and Veg Maharaja Mac, with their looks and ingredients, carry a pride befitting the likes of kings and queens.

Arya Stark

The Lone Wolf away from her Pack.
The little girl with a playful face went through a lot of struggle before she became the strong, unforgiving and powerful woman later. Everybody knows that she is not the one to mess around with, she knows well to put the skeptics in their rightful place.
The Salsa Bean Burger fits in perfectly with her temperament, the spiciness that is hidden within its filling, unknown and unseen. Something so spicy that you will want to grab a tall glass of smoothie and down it in a go.

Tyrion Lannister

Never judge a book by its cover.
A dwarf with skills better than the giant, Tyrion is wise and full of witty content that flies around in his dolichocephalic head. He is one of the smartest characters in the series whose priorities are pretty much on point- drink and read as if there was no tomorrow.

Pizza McPuff is the item that would suit Tyrion’s nature. While you may consider the snack to be plain and simple on the outside, you will be compelled to let go of your misconceptions at the very first bite. The burst of flavors will melt you into believing that great things come in small packages.

Jaime Lannister

Ser Jaime Lannister belongs to the house of the lions, and true to his house sigil, he chalks out his path against a thousand odds. You might have noticed how much his character has evolved over time. From being the vain, inconsiderate human being in the first season to the mature and wise man that he becomes over time, Jaime has definitely evolved for the better.

The McVeggie, with 25% more dietary fiber, has an increased goodness by many degrees… much like our new favorite, Jaime Lannister.

So what are you waiting for? Whether you are binge-watching the series or just the 8th season, why not open the McDelivery app and order your favorite McDonald’s menu items? After all, the best shows deserve the best food to go with.

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